The Penguin Room

One last remembrance from my Oscar Party-When the guys who won for the "March of the Penguins" got on stage with their giant stuffed penguins, I asked my friend Steve "Where did they get those stuffed penguins ? " and Steve said : "Well , at the Oscars they have a special room filled with just penguins. It's one of the perks ! " and I said (somewhat skeptical) "Really ?" and he said "No." "Actually those are Oscar cosies. SO, people who are trying to steal Oscars, won't find them , they'll only find stuffed penguins. But , Ah-Ha! The Oscars are hidden within".
Yeah, it's probably corney, but I thought that was hilarious !