Sunday, January 22, 2006

Unambitious

I am unambitious and I doubt my relevance to the world. I have no inspiration. I am getting fat and I feel ugly. My hair looks like a bad mullet. I spend a lot of money on my hair-NOT to have it look this crappy. I have had the day off and was unable to do more than read magazines. I have not read any real books. I have not watched any videos or DVDS, of which I have many -still unwatched. I have been unable/unwilling to make any phone calls. Though I go to work almost every day , I feel like I have withdrawn from the world.
I am a slug.
That is all.

2 Comments:

Blogger Dee-Rob said...

At least you wrote something. That's something.

I know the whole slug feeling, but I hope there's a soupcon of drama in your description.

Monday, January 23, 2006 3:31:00 AM  
Blogger Kris Earle said...

RE: I am unambitious and I doubt my relevance to the world.

--- I think you are terrific.

RE: I have no inspiration.

--- Turn on PBS and watch a Bob Ross Joy of Painting episode. He inpires as well as entertains.

RE: I am getting fat and I feel ugly.

--- You are neither fat nor ugly and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

RE: My hair looks like a bad mullet.

--- I have a picture of me from 1990 that you MUST see. It's mulle-triffic! I'm a little shaggy myself of late, perhaps a trip to the salon?

RE: I spend a lot of money on my hair-NOT to have it look this crappy.

--- AH! Then I shall let you borrow my beard trimmer for a cheap, yet satisfying and stylish cut.

RE: I have had the day off and was unable to do more than read magazines.

--- Some of us losers had to work today and would rather have spent it reading even a sulty rag such as Penthouse of Ebony.

RE: I have not read any real books.

--- May I suggest the David Lee Roth autobiography? Educates as well as entertains.

RE: I have not watched any videos or DVDS, of which I have many -still unwatched.

--- Please watch The Big Lebowski (1999) when you get off the computer.

RE: I have been unable/unwilling to make any phone calls.

--- My line is open to listeners world-wide.

RE: Though I go to work almost every day , I feel like I have withdrawn from the world.

--- You, my dear, have not withdrawn! Repent such thoughts and get out on the town tonight! Having to work makes fun more fun.

RE: I am a slug.

--- Well, that much is true.




Just kidding Dot - you had me at hello.

Cheer up! See you @ town or above one of the two famous ice rinks in Tewksbury. Your pal, KRIS

Monday, January 23, 2006 6:11:00 PM  

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